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MAUPASSY - ÉPISODE 3

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Cette histoire contient déja 9 chapitres . Seulement les 20 derniers sont affichés. Autres affichages disponibles: version complète en ordre chronologique, version complète en ordre antichronologique (derniers chapitres en tête), ou version pour impression.


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"Rha bin j'ai taffé, tvois", s'emporta J-Marc. Il battit des bras dans l'air comme un oisillon qui cherche à se défaire des chaînes de la pesanteur.

Maupassy leva le sourcil : "Pardon? Je n'ai pas bien comp..."

"Ouais C comme j'te l'dis Parrain" l'interrompit le jeune homme, s'emportant soudain. James recula vers le balai qu'il avait discrètement caché derrière la porte. "I m'ont fait bouffer la chiure, C zenculés. Pendant tout'l'temps que j'étais là, Parrain. Mais G t'nu bon, t'sais bien."

Maupassy était décontenancé. Il avait le tourni, et regarda son verre de vin. Serait-ce possible? Une si bonne bouteille? Il passa sa main sur sa figure, pour retrouver ses esprits. Pendant ce temps, J-Marc continuait sa diatribe.

"Toi aussi T écoeuré, j'sais bien", et il affona son Amiral de Beychevelle. "C pour ça que chuis venu ici, Parrain. J'me souviens bien quand j'étais petit. Tu m'as appris à jouer au cricket, là, dans le grand jardin."
"Le croquet", déglutit Maupassy. "J'ai dur à croire tout ce que tu me racontes. Moi-même, j'ai un ami américain qui aurait tout bonnement été incapable de faire pareilles choses."
Il héla James, qui s'était mis en position de combat dans le coin sombre de la salle à manger, prêt à surgir sur l'ennemi :

"Pas vrai, James? Hein? Stevens-Stevens!"
"Hum", fit le majordome en retrouvant sa posture de gentleman. "C'est sans doute exact, monsieur."
"Tu vois, Jean-Marc" reprit Maupassy pour son filleul, sur un ton paternaliste. "Je suis sûr qu'il y a une explication bien simple qui n'attend que nous pour exploser sur le devant de la scène."

J-Marc devint rouge écarlate. Il fouilla dans la poche intérieur de son blouson des Milwaukee Panthers, et en sortit une feuille de papier. Il la tendit en tremblant à Maupassy.

"Bin tu vas voir, j'vais t'montrer, voilà."

Maupassy reconnut directement le logo qui régnait sur l'en-tête de la page. Il l'avait souvent vu. Il y avait même emmené J-Marc, un jour, pour fêter son anniversaire. C'était un samedi, il faisait chaud, et le restaurant était rempli d'enfants qui criaient et rôtaient...

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354 mots écrits par Grégoire le 30.03.2009 8:43

"Et le keuf d'la douane il dit, tvois, comme ça, que ça va, que je peux passer." J-Marc piqua un dernier morceau d'entrecôte aux échalottes. "Halluciné, tvois, trop fort."

Maupassy s'essuia lentement avec la serviette bordeau brodée à son effigie. Il plongea ensuite son regard dans celui de J-Marc, et sonda son esprit grâce à une ancienne technique thai qu'un vieux maître lui avait enseignée entre deux bouchées de khao phat.

"C'est fascinant", conclut-il en se reculant sur le dossier, l'index lissant sa fine moustache. Il fit un signe à James, et indiqua son verre dangereusement vide. James s'approcha dans une courbette, et versa une larme d'Amiral de Beychevelle.

"Tu n'as plus soif, J-Marc?" Demanda-t-il encore.
"Ouah, l'est trop bon ton rouge, Jay" Fit-il en tendant son verre. Il te tenait comme on tient une choppe, et James hésita un instant à le servir.

"Alors dis-moi..." Reprit Maupassy. "Qu'est-ce que tu faisais pendant toutes ces années dans le grand Ouest américain?"

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168 mots écrits par Grégoire le 28.03.2009 11:29

J-Marc, qui semblait fort intéressé par le décor, faisait le tour du bureau, sortait des livres, les reniflait, les jetait sur le fauteuil le plus proche, ouvrait les armoires, sortait l´argenterie et les boîtes décoratives. "C trop plein d'foutoir ici, zarbi"

"Allons Jean- euh J-Marc, mon petit, assieds-toi donc, tu me donnes le tournis. James rangera ça, voyons. Raconte-moi tes aventures par le début. Je saurai y découvrir le fil, non, laisse-moi deviner, une lettre, anonyme, les mots découpés dans un journal, l'odeur de l'aventure, une traversée mouvementée et puis, immédiatement, la course, sous les balles perdues, les pubs enfiévrés des docks, le paquet que l'on se passe sous la table, les échauffourées, et puis la fuite en avant, sans but, la lente descente dans l'alcool, et finalement, on revient chez son parrain, la seule issue possible dans un enfer dont les portes, déjà, semblent s'être à jamais refermées... N'est-ce pas ainsi que cela s'est passé?"

"Trop fort parrain C tout ça comme ta dis ouais l'enfer C ça C galair"

Parfois sa propre perspicacité étonnait Maupassy lui-même. Ce courage, ce goût pour l'aventure, ce rejet des conventions le remplissait de fierté. Voilà bien comment nous sommes, nous, les Maupassy. Qu'on nous envoie une lettre anonyme, et nous fonçons vers le djebel-al-oued.

James annonça que le diner était servi. Les aventures ouvraient toujours l´appétit de Maupassy.

"Allons J-Marc, nous reparlerons de tout cela plus tard, tu dois avoir grand-faim."

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244 mots écrits par Yorik le 26.03.2009 21:10

Une heure plus tard, la porte du petit bureau s'ouvrit discrètement. James s'approcha du fauteuil où Maupassy était plongé dans un album de famille.

"J'ai insisté, Monsieur", annonça-t-il sur un ton de défaite, "mais il n'a pas voulu raser sa barbe..."
"Allons James", le rassura Maupassy. "Vous en faites toujours des tonnes, aussi."
"Monsieur, si je puis me permettre", ajouta-t-il en baissant la voix. "J'ai une étrange impression. Je ne saurais dire..."

Le bruit sourd de pas sur le tapis le fit brusquement relever le menton. Il reprit, à voix haute et claire. "Servir le dîner, certainement, Monsieur" Et Il abandonna prestement le petit bureau.

Lorsque Jean-Marc entra par la (double) porte, Maupassy referma son livre d'un claquement sec, et se leva, l'air guilleret: "Alors, mon petit Jean-Marc, tu te sens mieux?"

"Zarma, Parrain", attaqua le jeune garçon. "L'est trop défonce ton manoir!"
"Oh tu sais, ça n'a pas l'air comme ça", lui indiqua Maupassy en secouant la tête, "mais il fait plutôt froid en hiver!"
"Sur ma vie, si j'te crois", fit encore Jean-Marc, l'air franc et la main posée sur le coeur. Maupassy fut touché par son style, osé et direct. Légèrement acide. Right on the spot, comme disent les Anglais. Il se reconnaissait, plus jeune. On aurait pu dire qu'ils avaient le même sang, tous les deux. Ça se voyait bien. Oh si, ça se voyait bien.

"Justement, Jean-Marc..." Commença-t-il avant d'être interrompu.
"J-Marc", corrigea le filleul. "C mieux."
"Alors, J-Marc, qu'es-tu devenu?"

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251 mots écrits par Grégoire le 21.03.2009 20:07

Au milieu de la fumée apparut quelque chose ressemblant à s'y méprendre à un homme des cavernes. Des filets de cheveux sales suspendus au-dessus d'une barbe antédiluvienne encadraient d'immondes yeux perçants, de fouine. Le ventre rebondi tentait désespérément de franchir la baie trop étroite de la porte d'entrée, arrachant à son propriétaire d'infâmes éructations. Les jambes trop courtes pédalant inutilement sur les débris de bois, inspiraient une horreur indescriptible.

Le fidèle James, armé d'un balai, contournait la créature, cherchant un angle favorable pour empaler le corps étranger, tel le guerrier Houtou, lorsque Maupassy s´écria: "Arrêtez, James, au nom du ciel! Ne voyez-vous donc pas que ce que vous preniez - à tort - pour un homme des cavernes est en réalité mon filleul Jean-Marc, récemment disparu et dont toute la famille était sans nouvelles depuis des mois?"

"Ce... Ce pauvre hère, le filleul de Monsieur?"

"Il faut absolument élargir la porte, James."

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156 mots écrits par Yorik le 19.03.2009 21:12

Les débris volèrent dans tout le grand hall, tandis que la fumée envahissait une bonne moitié du manoir. Protégeant son verre de cognac des deux mains, Maupassy se réfugia derrière un fauteuil Directoire de chez Saulaie. Pas très confortable, mais il l'avait remporté lors d'une tombola organisée par la paroisse locale. C'était un dimanche, et il pleuvait, mais il aurait été malvenu de refuser. Assis, Maupassy avala cul sec son eau-de-vie avant d'oser un regard furtif vers ce qui restait de la porte d'entrée.

Surgissant à droite par la salle à manger, James apparu avec l'air indigné de celui qui est chargé d'ouvrir aux mauvais plaisantins. Maupassy l'avisa d'un geste de sa main qui portait le verre: "Il faudrait refaire une commande de cognac, James". Tandis que la fumée qui prenait tout son temps pour se déposer, un toussement gras fit écho dans toute la pièce.

"Ah, putain d'merde!" tonna ensuite une voix, comme pour marquer le coup. Derrière James, Maupassy s'approcha en plissant les yeux. Il abandonna son verre vide sur un petit buffet bas Saint Hubert, et écarta du pied un enjoliveur en platine incrusté des lettres M, K et T, qui jonchait le tapis que le grand-oncle Barnabé avait ramené de Perse.

"Sa mère, comment i C mangé!" reprit la voix dans la fumée. Elle avait un accent fortement marqué. Entre-Sambre-et-Meuse. James jetta un regard interloqué à Maupassy, qui roula les yeux au ciel. Il implora James du plat de la main, les extrémités de la bouche tendues.

"Parrain, T là?" Demanda enfin la voix. "C moi, J-Marc!"

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266 mots écrits par Grégoire le 14.03.2009 15:18

Maupassy descendit d'un pas boîtillant les marches du vénérable escalier familial. Jamais son arrière-grand-père n'aurait permis cela, pensait-il. Il s'arrêta devant son sac de croquet, et prit un maillet numéro 14, son favori. Il était peint à ses couleurs porte-bonheur, le mauve, l'étain, le brocart et le vermillon-pourpre. Il caressa tendrement la couche de saleté qui s'était accumulée sur le vieux bois jauni au fil des ans et que James avait l'interdiction de nettoyer, car cela annulerait la chance apportée par les couleurs.

"Que vais-je faire cet été?" sanglota-t-il amèrement. "J'étais sûr de remporter la coupe."
Il pleurait à chaudes larmes, le maillet entre les mains, lorsque la porte d'entrée vola en éclats dans un fracas assourdissant.

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118 mots écrits par Yorik le 10.03.2009 9:20

Il avala d'un trait le fond d'eau-de-vie. C'était Monsieur Cyril Camus lui-même qui lui en envoyait quelques bouteilles chaque année, en souvenir d'une fière chandelle qu'il devait à Maupassy. En face de lui, l'homme referma sa malette avec un claquement bref. En se dirigeant vers la porte, il s'eforça de faire en sorte que leurs regards ne se croisent plus,
ce qui l'obligea à slalomer entre le petit meuble laqué style Louis XV en bois de prûnier et l'abajour que Tante Suzanne avait offert à Maupassy pour ses 30 ans.

"Plus de croquet pendant deux bonnes semaines", avait-il dit sur un ton jovial.
"Vous n'y pensez pas, docteur!" Maupassy était effondré. "La saison vient à peine de commencer!"

Cette malencontreuse foulure au talon gauche ruinait tous ses espoirs de remporter le Tournoi de la Ligue cette année encore. Le talon avait toujours été son point faible, depuis ses 6 ans quand, un soir d'été, il avait voulu escalader le muret qui longe le fond de la propriété. Ce maudit muret qui l'enfermait dans les deux hectares de jardin, et qu'il aurait bien voulu enjamber, comme le font ces chevaux dans les compétitions hyppiques. C'est Antoine, le jardinier, qui l'avait retrouvé, guidé par les cris que l'échec faisait poindre en lui.

Maupassy se leva en jurant sur l'affreux bandage qui immobilisait tout son pied gauche. Il se dirigea vers le petit bar, et laissa couler une nouvelle larme de Grande Champagne dans son verre. Par la fenêtre, il vit le médecin entrer dans sa voiture et démarrer en trombe.

Quelques instants plus tard, James réapparu à la porte.

"Monsieur, je..." Commença-t-il.
"Taisez-vous, James" Coupa Maupassy, le regard plongé dans le portrait de son arrière-grand-père, Arthur. Il avait la moustache fine et le front haut, comme tous les membres de la famille depuis au moins, mais personne n'en était certain, quinze générations.

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316 mots écrits par Grégoire le 09.03.2009 11:20

Maupassy soupira. La situation qui se peignait devant ses yeux allait, une fois de plus, demander son intervention. Ses doigts se refermèrent sur son verre de cognac.

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27 mots écrits par Yorik le 08.03.2009 12:59